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Bogo
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Re: Funnies
Well, I worked on it when I could, and here is the first part. Now, anyone who is a Jake lover, you must either leave, or take a few aspirin. 
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Bogo
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Re: Funnies
In this series, the relations between the humans and the Omaticya is not so bad. Jake isn't considered an outsider so much as his attitude. And being a human, that gets him into some humorous trouble.
Tsu'Tey: You leave her alone.
Jake: Or what?
Neytiri: Stop acting like children.
Tsu'Tey: Enough talk. (Shoves jake to the ground)
Jake: So its a fight? I'll take you on with no weapon.
Tsu'Tey: (Gasping for air) Alright. You win. Neytiri is yours.
Jake: Yeah. Anyone else want some?
Jake wakes up the next day in a place he doesn't recall going to sleep in.
Intern #1: Jake? You shouldn't be waking up yet.
Intern #2: We need to get him prepped and ready for surgery.
Jake: Huh?
Jake: Surgery?
Jake: This doesn't sound good.
Intern #1: Well, Jake, after you beat the snot out of Tsu'Tey yesterday, and claimed Neytiri as yours, the higher ups have decided that you must be fixed so as not to......well, you know.
Jake: Oh no.
Jake: Oh, why am i so groggy. Must get out.
Norm: Jake, you need to get back down. You won't make it.
Jake: No. No. No.
Jake: Curse you people. Ahhhhhhhhhh.
Needless to say, Jake gets fixed. Time passes and one day, Jake and Neytiri go for a moonlight stroll.
Several weeks pass, and Jake returns from a very successful hunt and wants to tell everyone about it. But Neytiri has a bit of news of her own.
Jake: He was as big as five horses, I tell ya.
Jake: Or was it six?
Neytiri: Jake. We need to talk.
Neytiri: Ma Jake.
Neytiri: I'm Pregnant.
Jake: Geeeeez.
Grace: How?
Jake: Whaaaaa?
Thud.
Jake: Hoooohhhhhhhhhhh
Thud.
Neytiri: Well, that went well.
Moat: That reminds me of a certain someone.....else
Eytukahn: Silence, woman.
Tsu'Tey: You leave her alone.
Jake: Or what?
Neytiri: Stop acting like children.
Tsu'Tey: Enough talk. (Shoves jake to the ground)
Jake: So its a fight? I'll take you on with no weapon.
Tsu'Tey: (Gasping for air) Alright. You win. Neytiri is yours.
Jake: Yeah. Anyone else want some?
Jake wakes up the next day in a place he doesn't recall going to sleep in.
Intern #1: Jake? You shouldn't be waking up yet.
Intern #2: We need to get him prepped and ready for surgery.
Jake: Huh?
Jake: Surgery?
Jake: This doesn't sound good.
Intern #1: Well, Jake, after you beat the snot out of Tsu'Tey yesterday, and claimed Neytiri as yours, the higher ups have decided that you must be fixed so as not to......well, you know.
Jake: Oh no.
Jake: Oh, why am i so groggy. Must get out.
Norm: Jake, you need to get back down. You won't make it.
Jake: No. No. No.
Jake: Curse you people. Ahhhhhhhhhh.
Needless to say, Jake gets fixed. Time passes and one day, Jake and Neytiri go for a moonlight stroll.
Several weeks pass, and Jake returns from a very successful hunt and wants to tell everyone about it. But Neytiri has a bit of news of her own.
Jake: He was as big as five horses, I tell ya.
Jake: Or was it six?
Neytiri: Jake. We need to talk.
Neytiri: Ma Jake.
Neytiri: I'm Pregnant.
Jake: Geeeeez.
Grace: How?
Jake: Whaaaaa?
Thud.
Jake: Hoooohhhhhhhhhhh
Thud.
Neytiri: Well, that went well.
Moat: That reminds me of a certain someone.....else
Eytukahn: Silence, woman.
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