May the lolcats be with us!

[Xacoon]

[Elyris]

Maybe they should've put her down.

[flighter]

I guess little furry thief was allowed to finish the pizza

[Kiyevanie]

Would have been better - from the way this kitten looked you'd better stay away from her claws and fangs until she finished that pizza

Never try to separate a predator from its prey!

[Xacoon]

[Lrrtoktu]

Oh that is a good one. That cat was soooooo relaxed. Thanks for helping to begin my day with a smile and a laugh!

[flighter]

This is the treatment I would need every morning at work, especially on mondays

[Xacoon]

[Lrrtoktu]

Wow....good one Xa.

[Elyris]

Not a cat .... but soo cute.

[Xacoon]

*drops*

[Elyris]

Well - that's something.

http://cuteoverload.com/2010/11/28/the- ... -caboodle/

[Kiyevanie]

D'awwwwwwwww!

[Elyris]

[Elyris]

[Xacoon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoUEQYj ... uA&index=9

[Elyris]

Why is this tread so empty?

on another note - not a cat in any manner, but one of those internet posters (not even funny too)



Well .... although I highly doubt it the first thing I thought was: "The girl in the front got severely trolled by nature." Actually - men seem to like huge hooters, but they are actually just impractical and painful and not even useful for the sense they were made for (which is giving food to the newborn, NOT 'entertaining' the significant other). If guys had to endure the neck and backpain that comes from such 'atrocities', not being able to even run slow or jump or doing any kind of physcial activity that actually requires moving, not to mention the hard time you will have trying to sleep with those ... and oh,yes: after a certain amount of years gravity will kick in ... and that won't end up pleasently - well .... I am pretty sure we would have very different 'beauty standards'.
Big breats are actually a natural disadvantage in my eyes. They're just not seen as that

[Xacoon]

For me, the girl in front is the "hot" one as she looks more natural. The other one though... well... she looks to be out of proportions.

Also, looking for the "best" body is a part of nature for all animals as it says; Look at me, I have good genes and is productive!

[Xacoon]

http://i.imgur.com/Hs7gKM5.webm

[Elyris]

That is exactly what I meant. Let me tell you. It's the girl in the back who looks natural - she may have made a bad choice of bathing clothes there, but that is how slender, young women look. The one i nthe front is either photoshopped, under went surgery or has really bad luck.
And coming to luck - men should consider themselves lucky that (most) women don't expect size-mutated bodies and expect such abominations being the 'natural' look for male secondary reproductive physical characteristics. in other words: Do you think you would 'enjoy' it when they were 3 to 4 times the size and weight that they are plus being much less functional? You wouldn't fit in any regular pants and just try sprinting like that ...

guys .. really .. be happy women accept you even with bellies and without sixpacks or most (MOST) of you wouldn't ever get even near one of us.
In other words: Peter Andre might have pushed himself into such a form of physical overdoing but to me (and as far as I know many many others) he was simply butt ugly.

If I'd find a Jinns lamp and could wish for whatever I wanted one of my wishes would most likely be that no female human being would start growing boobs before she's 14 and that no women would have a cup size larger that A/B when before she had children and no more than B/C after she gave birth.
There is not more than that needed - it's even unhealthy in the long run.

What's withthat cat? Want to catch a piggy-back-ride?

[Kiyevanie]

that no women would have a cup size larger that A/B when before she had children and no more than B/C after she gave birth.

I'd sign for that! As someone who's cursed with a lot "more" in the upper-front section I'd soooooo sign that! The list of disadvantages reaches from here to Pandora.

Kitten: Huh... dunno if it's piggy back ride or if she's training her prey attack skills

[Elyris]

She couldn't decide and it came out awkwardly.

Actually I got an aquaintance - she's about the age of my mom, rather small and also really big chested. I've met her by chance a few days ago and she told me she's preparing everything for undergoing a surgery around March to let the make smaller. She's so done wiht the pain and that she can't go to dancing lessons and stuff.

[Elyris]

lionlockpicking done right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeaztQK9If0

[Kiyevanie]

Allright - I'd say the price for brains goes to.... the lion
(Those humans are more due for a Darwin Award)

[Elyris]

I really love how totally casual it all looks ... "Been there, done that."-style